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Bill Rodgers might not make too much noise but our
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man up north walked into a great cacophony last week in Middlewich. He popped in to see Graham Martin in his bus yard and was immediately greeted by what he describes as "a colony of large well-fed geese."
Not only did they raise their voices but they opened their beaks and chased him to Graham's office door. Delving into his legal knowledge the CM man began to quote sub sections on grevious or actual bodily hard.
Graham assured him that they were really very friendly birds and were the finest vandal alarms he could wish for. It transpired that they had been acquired in part exchange for an old Bristol bus. Graham might think they are harmless but we can't help wondering what he will say when he finds they have been chewing away at the digits on his number plate.