Santa gets H&S advice
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CM IS TICKLED by the advice offered to Father Christmas ahead of his big delivery job tomorrow night (24 Dec) by driver training firm AA Drivetech, In a memo to S Claus, AA Drivetech asks the man in red to comply with certain procedures before embarking on the most important delivery of the year, such as demonstrating that he has: had a recent eye-sight check rose tinted spectacles are permitted; is not suffering from fatigue as it's going to be a long night; will not be tempted by offerings of ridiculously sweet sherry; and has received practical training on entering and exiting chimneys.
Santa must also be aware that AA Drivetech's new, multi-delivery ABS (Always Blinking Stopping) brakes may not be effective in snow and ice.