Clampers are human—almost
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uo say car-dampers get a bad press would rank as a big understatement. But next time you find yourself clamped and are about to direct a stream of colourful invective towards one of these modern day pariahs, just stop and think, you never knew, one day you might need their help. Dublin car-damper, JJ Murphy had been called out to cars illegally parked by the Grand Canal As JJ and a colleague were talking to a driver they heard shouts coming from the water When they went to investigate there were two people who said that a man was drowning and neither they nor he could swim. Without a moment's hesitation if, a father of four from Newcastle, Co Dublin, was knee deep in the water, lifting the man who had been lying fare down, out on to the bank. He was assisted by the driver and his colleague who rang for an ambulance.
In case you're wondering, JJ did not damp the fellow, but he stressed not because of the incident, but because the driver had turned up before the clamp was put on. A true professional