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The Hawk's south-east London correspondent spotted this puritan message in a Welling overnight lorry and coach park. No ball games? Just what do they imagine truckers get up to at night? No, on the grounds of decency, don't answer that one.
Bexley Council is certainly taking no
chances. Incidentally my source tells me that users of this facility and another parking area in Bexleyheath, both off the A2, will soon find the nightly charge has risen from 13 to £5. An inflationary gesture by the council which hardly encourages offstreet parking.
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NAGS HEAD LANE OVERNIGHT LORRY & COACH PARK 530PM TO 830AM ONLY CHARGES
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NO BALL GAMES And another thing—if they don't want ball games, what are the goalposts for?