One Hears
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That it was the " C.M." that long ago coined the term "Raid Fund."
Suggestions that our mobile darkroom might be popular at picnics.
As a good revised adage, " The older the furniture the newer the vehicle."
That a national licensing scheme for road-transport operators must come, That "Notes on Piano Transport " would be an appropriate title for use this week.
That " News of the Weak" could apply to nonmembers of the associations.
Of an Orkney farmer being charged, under an old Turnpike Act, with allowing seven sheep to stray on -to the highway.
That measures to diminish road accidents do not apparently include the discriminating erection of speed-limit and derestriction signs. Of the Conciliation Board as a new guise for an Aunt Sally.
That wise householders have their furniture removed by road.
That " door to door without delay" is the foundation of road transport's popularity.
That " Clayttin-Dewandre " seems to stand fcr control—of braking, heating and ticket issuing.
Of a wag saying that the substitution of motors for horses has taken the pant out of pantechnicon.
That in the modern removal van furniture receives no more damage than when standing in the house.
That as the Stewarty Police are in favour of maintaining only an eight-hours' wireless service daily, bandits, speedsters, and other criminals are warned against violation of these " Union" rules.