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by the RAC. Bedfordshire County Council put dummy wreaths beside roads to trick drivers into thinking they were accident blackspots to make them kill their speed. Sadly the ruse didn't fool the RAC, who reminded them that such distractions can in fact cause more crashes.
It's official: Geminis are most likely to have a crash, says a survey of accident insurance claims. Taurean and Piscean drivers follow closely behind, while Capricorns can thank their lucky stars, being least likely to have a prang. Suncorp Metway sums up Geminis as 'restless, easily bored and frustrated by things moving slowly". The study of 160,000 Australian accident insurance claims over three years suggests Taureans are stubborn and Pisceans daredevils. Number four on the starting grid is Virgo, then Cancer, Aquarius, Aries, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Scorpio, and Capricorn. Backfire now expects to hear tales of drivers blaming the Moon in Venus for their latest bridgebashing incident.