Hitting lorries for six isn't cricket
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ANTI-LORRY propaganda raises its insidious head on unlikely occasions, even in as noncontroversial a radio programme as Down Your Way. Nosing around Dover, Brian Johnson, that amiable commentator on cricket and local activities, deplored the presence of "those juggernauts on the road."
Naughty Johnners was neatly caught at silly mid-off by Bob Bevan, Townsend Thoresen's public relations chief, who pointed out that people who were glad to buy tomatoes in the shops were indebted to those maligned lorries.
I suppose the fruit could be brought into Britain in nets hanging from bicycle handlebars or around the riders' necks but the Spanish-onion men might, with fierce Iberian pride, think they were being mocked and declare war on Gibraltar.