One Hears

Coughs and sneezes. Of the giving and taking of colds. Questions of hours upsetting the powers. Weather forecasts too often with depression. Rumours of a British straight-eight......

Here's One— " How Many Miles Have We Done Altogether?"...

The driver shook his head. "Well, let's count up and set. It was three from 1V— to X—, four from X— to Y—, two from Y— to Z—. How many's that?" "Dunno," said the driver. "......