By Our Northern Correspondent, Eric Strongitharm,...

Following recent reports that many of Britain's wagon drivers may have difficulty reading as well as counting, Spagthorpe Motor Company has introduced a brand new model designed......

Suckensqueezenbangenblowen (cm Pedantry Department)

We know, we know—CM missed the year's most important anniversary. A letter has flooded in, complaining that we failed to commemorate the 125th anniversary of the Otto engine......

Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures Bat, If This...

is anything to go by, hauliers should stick to drivers under the 85-years-of-age mark. The case in point involves an 87-year-old man who blamed a "momentary lapse of......

In Cm'squest For News, We Sometimes Find That Certain People

are not quite as keen to speak to us as we are to them. Our reporters are used to having the odd phone call "accidentally" out off and to berg told "I'll put you through" only......

A Red-faced Artic Driver Made A Majestically Embarrassing...

he managed to crash into two of Buckingham Palace's gates on the same day. The unlucky trucker, who was carrying marquees for a party, collided with the stone Garden entrance on......