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• London's Marathon Runners Were Led By A 451crnh (30mph)
milkfloat, specialy converted to achieve "high" speeds, it was revealed recently. When Unigate Dairies joined the supporters of the marathon, a milkfloat was the answer to the......
• Some Female Truck Drivers Contacted Me Recently After...
a "Lady Truckers" phone number which was advertised in the binliner press. You know the kind of thing — hot housewives, sexy secretaries and tempting traffic wardens(?). Seems......
• It's A Well-known Fact That When It Comes To
working hours, the Hawk is not only an early bird, but also a bit of a night owl. This hardly endears me to Mrs Hawk (she who must be constantly supplied with nesting material),......
• You Can't Put A Good Man Down. When Californian
stunt driver Bobby Ore attempted to run his 1957 Bristol Lodekka on two wheels to entertain the crowds at the brands Hatch Superprix, out came the officials to bring the show to......
• If You Were Unlucky Enough To Be Stranded At
the ferry ports during the recent P & 0 dispute, then ferry crews may have slipped down in your alltime popularity list. We don't know what conditions currently pertain to the......